Nick Geoghegan

Professional Yak Shaver

Category: Odd Crap

RTÉ insiders leak Glenroe finale script

The amazing plot of the last episode of Glenroe has been revealed by RTÉ insiders. To mark the year of the series’ demise, writers have come up with an homage to the late Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi epic 2001: A Space Odyssey. In true RTÉ style, no expense has been spared on effects and props to […]

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An open note to Packard Bell about Recovery disks

Evening, I made a complete balls of my Windows Install including the recovery partition, and the self made recovery DVD’s are scratched beyond recognition. Is it possible to get the CD’s off of you? Regards, Nick Hello, Thank you for contacting Packard Bell. Regarding your enquiry, For information about availability and prices, please call the […]

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RTÉ not to blame for Lally’s shame

RTÉ has hotly denied rumours that it drove former Glenroe star Mick Lally into prostitution. Station bosses have said that the long-running agri soap being axed  earlier this year is not responsible for the saggy faced actor, who played saggy faced farmer Miley Byrne, being arrested for soliciting men in the Phoenix Park last weekend. […]

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I’m Alive

I’m alive – and the world shines for me today I’m alive – suddenly I am here today Seems like forever (and a day), thought I could never (feel this way) Is this really me? I’m alive, I’m alive I’m alive – and the dawn breaks across the sky I’m alive – and the sun […]

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