A prayer to *nix

Our root, who art in Unix,
Hallowed be thy shell.
Thy kernel come.
Thy commands be run,
@localhost as they are in iNet.
Give us this day our daily updates,
And forgive us of our four-oh-threes,
As we forgive those who 403 against us.
And lead us not into segfaults,
but deliver us from /dev/null