The Milky Bar kid grows up

The image of the milky bar kid popped into my mind. I began to wonder if the Milky Bar Kid grew up to be the Milk Tray man. Maybe as a child star, he was bullied. Ostracised. And in turn, shuns society and took to the dark side streets – a confectionary “Phantom of the Opera”. A Cadbury vigilante.

Then in adulthood, began to secretly leave boxes of chocolates and erotically charged posit-notes on bedside tables. In this day and age, the image of a strange man leaving sweets in young women’s bedrooms and jumping in and out of windows is ridiculous. Not to mention all the health and safety issues.