Server alerts via SMS

There was a server recently, that I used regularly, that I noticed kept going down in the middle of the night every Friday. Since I was fairly annoyed at not being able to check the websites hosted on the server on the weekends, and not able to check the exact time the server went down, […]

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Is Dustin really a puppet?

Late yesterday evening a rather drunk and angry Gay Byrne declared in front of everyone at the RTE Christmas party that Dustin, the loveable Turkey from Den TV, was really a puppet. It all began, it seems, when Soky, Zuppy and that new bloke, whom we shall refer to as Ray, started slagging Dustin about […]

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I hate my job!

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely […]

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RTÉ’s summer schedule to raise temperatures

In an effort to boost flagging ratings, RTÉ is about to announce a new Summer schedule that is set to scintillate viewers around the country. Although the announcement was not to be released to the press until April, Mr. Slybacon, a disgruntled employee, leaked the information late last night whilst on the piss. RTÉ has […]

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RTÉ insiders leak Glenroe finale script

The amazing plot of the last episode of Glenroe has been revealed by RTÉ insiders. To mark the year of the series’ demise, writers have come up with an homage to the late Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi epic 2001: A Space Odyssey. In true RTÉ style, no expense has been spared on effects and props to […]

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An open note to Packard Bell about Recovery disks

Evening, I made a complete balls of my Windows Install including the recovery partition, and the self made recovery DVD’s are scratched beyond recognition. Is it possible to get the CD’s off of you? Regards, Nick Hello, Thank you for contacting Packard Bell. Regarding your enquiry, For information about availability and prices, please call the […]

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